Bender (literal)... day 3

I don't know what the fuck this... eh, page? Blog? Site? Whatever. I don't know what this section of the net is for. It kinda seems like it's advert space... maybe it's some heads up for the 3 people that might end up here? Although, that's what I thought the "official" VinylTap site was... but I digressst.

I'm holding the telemarketers at bay right now. They are literally on the line, listening to what I'm listening to (including keyboard clack-clack), because those assclowns thought it'd be a good idea to set it up so they can only disconnect once the person they call hangs up. Ya see, that shit ain't gonna play, by which I mean, I'm not gonna hang up until I get a nice playlist or two in... plus I gotta polish (polish?) off this bottle of Beam, and they're definitely holding the line until I accomplish my short term goals.

Really though, why would a person with any sense of logical logistics want to try and win a cruise from some random dude from India? Although, why would some random dude hold-up some random dude from India on the phone for an hour just for doing his job? Both of these are good questions, and I think both of them lead to places best left untouched by both freethinking, and gun toating Americans. Heh, toating. I'm not quite sure that even appears in the UrbanDictionary. Plus, I'm not American.

Alright. So I don't toat, and I'm not American. But whatever. I'm listening to Lewis Parker right now though, so.. yeah, random. Nibb High Footbal Rules!

TORONTO VILLAINS

no pbrain, no is now available at these fine retailers:
Soundscapes - 572 College Street
Criminal Records - 493 Queen Street West

devin and i are going to be announcing some dates in the next few days until then enjoy this video of us performing my song blacksunglasses



ALSO

i was fucking dying hearing my old version of shoot your flare. i think its a halfway decent song and i couldnt let that 2 year old flu having college audio project version lagging around. i fixed you guys up a new one take jake one. go visit me www.myspace.com/pb3d
i love you

pbz

no pbrain, no

yo dawgs

on friday february 22nd i release my second ep called no pbrain, no.

this is what it looks like


as it becomes available for purchase online and at your favourite local stores over the next few days i'll be glad to keep you updated.

vinyl tap was in effect full effect at rancho relaxo for the evening. the place was packed and the roof got straight up blown off. every act was amazing and i dont think people will ever have that much fun again in their lives. dan from rancho hit the nail on the head. anyone who flaked on this one is totally "that guy who missed out" for the rest of their natural lives.


serb superb

homebased


wordburglar w/ peter project


me and ath doin the leathers thing with tone x aka fidel aka raw hide tony


kuma and kaem played but this is all we were able to document



pbz

Music is Awesome

You know what's awesome about music?

What's awesome is that even while I'm masturbating in the shower thinking about pop starlets, I can still have music playing in the background... and occasionally, it will pop (no pun intended) into the front of my mind, and then I start nodding to the beat... and after I'm done with that enjoyment, I can just ignore it, and get back to a little afternoon delight with myself.

You know what's rad about music?

What's rad is that even if you're the biggest douchebag, piece of shit, fucking fantastically horrible person, you can still find someone just as fantastically horrible as you because it seems like all douchebag pieces of shit listen to the same music... the same can't be said for the movies they like.

You know what sucks about music?

kittens for elroy

flip kuma hate blogs...

Found these dudes online beefing about Kuma's least favourite video (the slap video):

potshed (2 months ago)

If u sounded half as good live you'd still suck ass Kuma. I Hate your emo music! All you do is yell "GET THE FUCK UP TO THE STAGE FOR SOME REAL HIP HOP" then you can't even bring it. But u yell and jump for whack emo shit, where u can't even understand what u say cuz u change your voice to sound just awful or something. Remember the Vast Aire Show? The sound didn't even work! and therefore it was your best performance to date...I barely had to hear that bullshit before some real ish came on.
P.S. You reppin' O-Dot Or T-dot cuz if you made a video like that in O-dot you'd get Slapped the fuck out by me bitch! Go back to T-dot with all the other gay-emo-rappers who think they're doing some real shit. I got news this underground-emo-hip hop phase is done. Emo already ruined the rock scene don't let it ruin hip hop as well, just quit please! And you also might as well turn gay cuz the bitches be slappin' you son! YOU WHACK

twistedbrilliance420 (1 month ago)
potshed your the fag try writing a song with half a meaning without getting your own tiny pecker caught in your throught...
ps. keep your pot in a doobie not a shed

potshed (1 month ago)
Keep your 'brilliance' to yourself, and quit smoking trees it isn't helping YOUR retarded brain. *YOU'RE* so retarded that instead of spelling throat, you spelled THROUGHT. I'm not going to try writing a song with 'half a meaning' until you post a comment that makes fuckin' sense. You couldn't even put together 2 lines if you were flossing your teeth. That's why you're defending Flip Kuma, his shits the only thing stupid enough to get shoved down your THROUGHT. PWNED BITCH!

I think this proves Vinyl Tap has an impact on the public at large, lets keep up the good work.

how PBRAIN GETS DOWN...