Music is Awesome

You know what's awesome about music?

What's awesome is that even while I'm masturbating in the shower thinking about pop starlets, I can still have music playing in the background... and occasionally, it will pop (no pun intended) into the front of my mind, and then I start nodding to the beat... and after I'm done with that enjoyment, I can just ignore it, and get back to a little afternoon delight with myself.

You know what's rad about music?

What's rad is that even if you're the biggest douchebag, piece of shit, fucking fantastically horrible person, you can still find someone just as fantastically horrible as you because it seems like all douchebag pieces of shit listen to the same music... the same can't be said for the movies they like.

You know what sucks about music?